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A Discussion of Wine Tasting Terms
 in Illustration and Parody
By Julian Schultz
Illustrations by Ms. Denise St. Germain
*denotes picture

Acidity * Concealed Full Mild Ripe Tough
Aftertaste Crisp* Full-Bodied Musty Robust Unbalanced
Aging Deep* Green, Stemmy, Stalky Nose Round Underripe
Appealing* Delicate* Hard Noble Senile Unpleasant
Appley Disappointing* Harmonious Not up to expectations Shy Vegetal
Aroma* Dry* Harsh Oaky Short Velvety
Attractively
Young
Dull* Hazy Off Sleeper Vigorous
Balanced Earthy* Heavy Overbalanced Smoky Vinegary
Big* Elegant* Herbaceous Overpowering Smooth Vinous
Bite Empty* Hollow Over the Hill Soft Viscosity
Bitter* Fading* Hot Penetrating Sound Volatile
Blend
Influence
Fat Impressive Peppery Steely Watery
Bouquet Fiery Improved Piquant Superficial Well-Developed
Brilliant Finesse Lacking Body Pleasing Sweetness Young, Immature
Clean Flat Lacks Finish Poor Tails away
Closed-In* Flinty Legs Powerful Texture
Coarse Flowery Maderized Puckery Thin
Complex* Forward Masked Pungent Tired

 

"Acidity"
Stings the nose with its sharpness and curls the tongue with its tartness. It is experienced mainly in white wines
grown in cold climes or wines made from unripe ("green") grapes, or wines whose fermentation may have been arrested early by the vintner. When acid is excessive, a wine is described as sour, tart, sharp, green, unripe, acidy. Ugh! German tafelwein whites may activate heartburn with their high acidity, especially Mosels..
If acidity is lacking, a wine is said to be flabby, soft, flat, uninteresting. Boo! When acid is in balance with fruit, tannin, alcohol and texture (hurrah!), it stiffens the wine’s backbone and delivers a harmonious wine. Acid is generally experienced after the sensation of sweetness in tasting. Acidity bites with the fangs of a serpent and stings with the teeth of an adder. Wonder what wine Cleopatra was tasting when the adder did its thing?    Back to Top

 

 

 

"Aftertaste"
Farewell, my lovely! After the swallowing, after the finish, aftertaste lingers in the nasal cavities and at the bottom of the throat. It is the tail that wags the tongue in wine talk. Close your eyes, open your memory. Let what lingers loiter. Recapture the rapture of the first thrilling sip. After the finish comes the aftertaste. Count the seconds to ascertain its length: the longer it lingers the better the wine’s quality. I remember reading that the difference between ordinary wine and fine wine is especially clear in the aftertaste: The fine wine leaves you with something pleasant – the ordinary wine just leaves. Related terms: lingering memory, end taste, farewell. But if you are poetically inclined, describe it as "Afterglow." "Treasured moments of wine memory." "The memory of first love’s lips." (Shame on you if you’ve forgotten!) "Like the haunting, echoing sounds of flutes and oboes in Debussy’s Prelude to the Afternoon of a Faun"—mine!  Try a luscious dessert Sauternes or Trockenbeerenauslese…… or a well-made complex Cabernet Sauvignon, Zinfandel, Barolo or a cru classe wine from Burgundy.Back to Top

 

"Aging"
When the wine is no longer young, attractive and desirable: when the enchantment of flavor is off the wine. Alas! Age is setting in. The wine is weary, flat, stale and unprofitable—beyond the plateau of optimum drinkability. The bottle is already past its peak of development: over-mature; bouquet and flavor have lost their intriguing charm. The wine perhaps once grand is reflected upon pensively by the taster on its past glory…. on what it once had been. At best, now a simple wine lacking complexity and fruit. Drying out. To quote from Robert Browning’s "Rabbi Ben Ezra," a wine that will not "grow old along with me, the best is yet to be" for wine and taster.  Faded….as a rose that’s lost its bloom. A sad wine that will linger a brief moment and silently slip away. You may perceive it (unfortunately) in most white wines, except for big Chardonnays and sweet dessert wines, that are 10 years old and in most reds over 15 years, except for big Barolos, Brunello di Montalcinos, Syrahs or Cabernets. Of course, fortified dessert reds such as Porto and Madeira with their 20% or so alcohol can live for years beyond.Back to Top

 

 

 

"Appealing"A pleasant, friendly wine with a come-hither taste. Makes a quick, easy acquaintance with the new oenophile. Charming, pleasing, engaging – nothing more. Dare I say with some trepidation, "a good-humored wine?" The wine is immediately attractive with the first sip, conceivably less so with repeated sipping. A tender wine--light, young, gentle, fine, easy to drink. Like the now famous girl of fifteen of wine lore, who in all her youthful innocence, tiptoes demurely into the room. The term is used to describe a wine that won’t necessarily mature to ripe old age. Try a fruity Beaujolais, a tender Mosel, a tingling Lambrusco, a refreshing Vinho Verde.Back to Top

 

 

 

"Aroma"

It is the fragrance of fruit that is derived from the grape itself; the "primary" aroma that comes from wine when it is young. "Secondary" aroma (bouquet) occurs later, after development in the bottle; it is more subtle and complex. Aroma and bouquet frequently are used interchangeably, but bouquet may be thought of as an extension of the wine’s aroma. It is the result of further aging in the bottle. Elizabeth Barrett Browning may have been thinking "aroma" when she wrote…"What I do and what I dream include thee as the wine must taste of its own grapes." (From "Sonnets from the Portuguese" – perhaps the greatest love poetry ever written.)  "Bouquet" is less fruity, is more complex than aroma and develops with age; it is not necessarily the smell or taste of the wine’s specific grape (or grapes) variety; rather a commingling of flavors.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

"Balanced"
A satisfying blend of two pairs of vinous elements: acid and tannin on one side, alcohol and fruit on the other. Correct proportion of these factors in the bottle produces desirable and palatable wines on the table. In art, take note of the balance of light and dark tones; in music listen to the balance of brass and strings, in love is not its bliss the balance of man and woman? A balanced wine, a praiseworthy wine, is harmonious in sight, smell, savor and swallow.  No single component dominates in the vinous scheme of things.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

"Big"
Lots, lots, lots of everything: tannin in big reds, alcohol and glycerol in big whites; full body, full flavor, opulent, rich, high acid and much extract; big legs inside the glass. Nothing shy, blushing or different about this wine. An assertive wine with muscles bulging all over the place. It’s King Kong in the glass. A Latour, a Mouton-Rothschild among the French wines: a Barolo, a Brunello di Montalcino among the Italians; a Ridge Zinfandel, a David Bruce Cabernet among the Californias are prime examples of "big" wines.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Bite"
Sharp and assertive in acid and tannin components, the wine stings, pings the palate. When the wine’s bite is excessive, the palate smarts and the finish suffers from roughness, brashness and abrasiveness. Bite is tolerable in heavyweight rich reds as it supplies backbone to the wine. Bite bodes well for the future in young wine, should smooth out with maturity. But when bite is light, the wine is flat and flabby. For sure it is not love at first bite. Try a young Dao from Portugal, a young rough Chianti, a newly bottled Spanish Rioja, a California Barbera. Not at all bad wine drinking and you’ll learn the term by tasting.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

"Bitter"
Tannin is the major source of bitterness, an unpleasant tactile sensation. Acid, metal contamination, dirty wooden barrels, vegetable extracts and oxidation also contribute to bitterness, but to a lesser degree; and bitterness is then perceived in the taste. A wine is faulty when bitterness is excessive in flavor, finish and farewell, but is a virtue in sweet wines; it is counterpoint and prevents possible cloying. Its presence is positive when it supplies some backbone to dry reds. When clean wooden barrels kiss the wine gently, they impart a subtle and pleasant bitterness that is detected in the finish. Also described as harsh, rough, hard, astringent and puckery. I’d rather a biter pill to swallow – even two pills– than my disappointment with a bitter wine.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

"Blend Influence"
The varietal flavor of the primary wine is influenced by the percentage of lesser wines added to it, i.e., merlot, petit verdot, cabernet franc and/or malbec when blended into cabernet sauvignon. The resulting wines have different personalities. The percentage of different wines in a finished blend may vary by vintner: some wines are 100% varietal in some years, are blended with other grapes in other harvests. Climatic conditions may dictate variation in blend from vintage to vintage. That’s what makes wine so adventuresome!  As many as 13 different grape varieties may be blended to produce a Chateauneuf du Pape. The diverse selection of grapes used for blending and proportions utilized of each result in almost endless variation of Chateauneufs. Generic wines are blends of different grapes, generally of lesser varieties.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

"Bouquet"
Pleasant, complex, fragrant essences and flavors on the nose and palate, which develop when the wine matures in the barrel and in the bottle. It is an odor extension beyond the initial youthful aroma and is most subtle in its nuances and complexity. A wine that sings with may voices – a glee club of odor essences. Its magic envelops the olfactory sense in a cloud of airy fragrances. Remember that smoky smell of brown October’s burning leaves? Remember the nostalgic sweet smell of newly mown grass in a hidden meadow on a lazy summer’s afternoon? Those are memories of different bouquets that also linger on and on…though the years pass.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

"Brilliant"
A wine of pleasing color: polished, gleaming crystal; clean as the falling snow, as bright as starlight in the dark sky, as clear as Cinderella’s glass slipper; made by a vintner with the palette and palate of an artist. Like the glint of sunshine after rain. Clear as tears in the eyes of a penitent. Sparkles in the glass like a coquette’s smile. No dullness or haze, no cloudiness, no sediment, no floating particles to keep the wine from its deserved appreciation. And while you admire its limpid loveliness with raised glass, take note of syrupy rivulets inside that denote good body and texture.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Clean"
An authentic, sound, well-made wine; no foreign sensory intrusions to spoil it or conceal its charming qualities. Sight, smell and savor are free from undesirable alien elements. A wine that finishes smooth and smiling, leaving a pleasant taste in the mouth. I am reminded of the structure form and melody of a Mozart quartet for strings which I find to be clean, pleasant and charming. From it initial greeting to its reluctant farewell, a clean wine is an enjoyable guest at the table. Such a ni-i-ice wine to bring home to meet Mama.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

"Closed-In"
A tight, stubborn wine, not about to relinquish any of its flavors or yield any of its charms. A coy lass whose virtue is still intact – until its time. Nose is subdued, flavors are angular on the palate. The wine is speechless in the mouth. With a well-born wine, maturity will develop and reveal expansive flavors. To drink it too young is like committing infanticide or rape; and the taster, if not jailed thereby, then is scorned for his ignorance or lack of discipline. In its youth the wine shows low flavor intensity; immature, austere, severe, hard, reluctant, virginal. In the future the abundance of desirable flavors will be freely forthcoming and the bottle will round out to a vinous delight. Big wines need time to mature, especially Cabernet, Zinfandel, Nebbiolo and Syrah varieties.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Coarse"
Rough texture, hard, brutish, common. A wine without quality or breeding or good manners; lacking elegance. Gross. Yeah, a caveman in a glass. Could be the result of unripe grapes fermented with stems and stalks, overripe grapes fermented with some undesirable rot, hurried and/or indifferent vinification procedures, unclean fermentation and storage barrels – the reasons are varied and many, unfortunately. A wine you wouldn’t enjoy meeting in a dark alley. On the palate, ordinary, crass, insensitive. Like the Russian army in hob-nailed boots marching on your palate and down you gullet.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Complex"
A potpourri, a medley of flavor essences on the nose and palate that develops with time in the barrel and the bottle (all of which presupposes healthy ripe grapes to begin with).  A thrilling experience when layer upon layer of flavors titillate the taste buds. Complexity gives wine quality and class and it becomes multidimensional with its multiplicity of flavors.  The measure of greatness is in a wine’s complexity--a wine with more than a single aroma, with more than a single flavor. Seek out an aging, cedar-scented, minty, currant-flavored, green-olive tasting, peppery, herbaceous premier cru Bordeaux; a Barolo with its earthy, cherry-berry essences; a tarry minty, tobacco-y French Burgundy; a buttery, vanilla, oaky, fruited, herbal, apple-y Chardonnay. These will be pleasurable vinous experiences that are memorable.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Concealed"
The wine initially offers little or nothing to the nose and palate. Its desirable vinous characteristics are not yet fully exposed. Given time, however, the bouquet and flavor and aftertaste may reveal themselves. Try swirling and letting the wine breathe a while, permitting it to open to its potential. This ritual is not applicable to all wines, however: Some will never have anything to reveal; unkind climate, soil, grape varietal elements left the wines meager. Patience by the taster may be the key. Wait for time in the bottle with immature wines or time on the table with mature ones to open them.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

"Crisp"
Denotes refreshing tartness and snap, especially in dry young whites. Light and lively, the zesty wine "pops" and "crackles" in the mouth. The wine’s pronounced acidity imparts vim, vigor and vitality to the glass and the palate. A delight in young white wines, sometimes enhanced by a subtle spritz on the tongue. Crispness may be perceived in a Sancerre, a Fume Blanc, a white Graves, a French Chablis, a California Sauvignon Blanc, some Italian Chardonnays and Soaves, some young Beaujolais and Pinot Noirs, among others. Recalls starched white linen on Grandma’s table.Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Deep"
A wine that is profound vs. superficial; multi-dimensional vs. single-dimensional. Intense in nose, flavor and body, The wine is assertive by its intense nose, flavor and body. No need to "reach" or "look" for the wine’s attributes; they impress immediately upon the senses and hold on.
  To the eye, the color is opaque; to the nose the aroma is intense and complex; on the palate, a variety of rich flavors abound; in the mouth the body is thick and full; the aftertaste may last for many minutes. Experience "deep" when you try a Cote Rotie, Hermitage or Robert Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon Reserve. Try a big wine.  Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Delicate’’
The wine is like a lovely child: charming, frail, light, graceful, shy, attractive. Aroma and flavor don’t assert themselves strongly on the nose and palate, body and texture are restrained. The wine is elegantly balanced with dainty, pleasing qualities—a Chopin Nocturne, Debussy’s Claire de Lune in the glass. Goodness and honesty throughout, a gentle impression throughout.  A subtle summer sipping wine that is delightful, but…in no way a wimpy wine!  Try a delicate rose (rozay), a tender Mosel, an off-dry chenin blanc, a Johannisberg Riesling.  Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Disappointing"
Sniff once: big in the nose, promising celestial vinous delight. Alas! meager on the palate and unpleasant in the finish. Oh woe! Short, thin, harsh, hot. The wine by reputation and price promises much. On the nose, promises, promises; on the palate it doesn’t deliver. Air it! Swirl it! Pray over it! Do an Indian rain dance around the bottle! Now…maybe...hopefully. Sniff again, taste again….No luck! No joy! All gone!  No brass ring. Regrettable, forgettable.  
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"Dry"
The absence of sweetness when the grape’s sugar has completely or nearly completely fermented out. New oenophiles usually have trouble with dry wines until they develop more tasting experience. But as sure as night follows day, they will pass from devotees of sweet wines to dry wines.
Definition of dryness, however, varies from country to country, between vintner and vintner; some "dry" wines may be less dry than others.  With Champagne the definition of "dry" is another story: "naturel" is driest, theoretically no sugar (dosage of sugar syrup) is added; "brut" has a little sweetness added, from .5 percent to 1 ½ percent; "sec" (dry) may get as much as 2 ½ percent dosage; "demi-sec" (extra-dry) receives even more sweetness, up to 6 percent dosage may be added. There is variation, however, among Champagne houses within these parameters of dryness.  As Shakespeare said, "What’s in a name?" Dryness in some Champagne bottles may taste brut, dry, even extra-dry.  In America, our dry table wines are really dry, showing an absence of sweetness. Don’t confuse them with Champagne’s definitions of dry.  Beware the wine snobs and pseudo wine sophisticates who aver their affinity for dry wines, when at wine tastings. I know many bibbers that are closet off-dry, even sweet, wine drinkers, no matter their protestations to the contrary.  Back to Top

 

 

 

"Dull"
A wine that lacks freshness, liveliness and elicits no euphoria, is unappetizing and uninteresting to the nose and palate. Monotonous. Lacks zest and excitement. A wine perhaps poorly stored or having been opened for days before your wine-by-the-glass was served.
Some dull wines have no major flaws, but they never fly.  Remember the straight "A" science major that tried romance by theorem instead of by moonbeams? That’s a dull man! He never scored.  Dull also refers to lack of clarity in sight evaluation. The wine is hazy; it’s not clean, clear, bright or brilliant. A dull wine may be suspect as to its drinkability.   Back to Top

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Earthy"
A peculiar flavor in the wine picked up from the particular soil (gout de terroir, French; bodengeschamck, German) where the grapes are grown. In California, we speak of "Rutherford Dust" in the cabernets.  May be used in a pleasant or unpleasant connotation.  Not a dirty old wine and doesn’t taste of dirt. If earthy quality is present to a marked degree, it can be most unpleasant; but when subtle, adds complexity to the wine.  Variations in different soils reflect variations in earthy flavor.  Madeira flavor reflects wood ashes; southern Italian wine, volcanic ashes; Graves wine, the taste of gravel. Don’t expect to taste earth in all wines, however. It may be intermingled with a variety of other flavors in the wine and the earthy tastes become diminished. 
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"Elegant"
An abstract term for sure. Close your eyes when you sip and think of your first love: all ethereal, beautiful, graceful, star kissed. So, also, is an elegant wine described. Use these terms at a tasting and see who keeps a straight face!  An elegant wine possesses balance, breed and complexity; much style and refinement. It is pleasant, noble and fresh; classy, distinguished and charming.  A wine you’d love to show off to your snobby relatives, assuming they know anything about wine. Nothing coarse about it of which to be ashamed.  Elegant wines, elegant prices: Lafite-Rothschild, Latour, Margaux, Haut Brion, Mouton-Rothschild, La Tache, Richebourg, Chambertin, Montrachet, Meursault, Corton, Charlemagne, Brunello di Montalcino and many West Coast cabernets and chardonnays. Don’t overlook Catena from Argentina and some extraordinary wines from Spain and….Sardinia—yes—Sardinia’s Turriga. 
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"Empty"
An empty wine is like an empty glass—there’s nothing in it! A thin wine that does not fulfill its mission to please; nondescript, evokes no paeans of praise; sings a reedy melody with a thin voice. A hollow wine that has no merit.  Promises nothing to the nose and palate, gives nothing in the finish and aftertaste.  A wine that won’t live or be loved.  Better the glass were never filled than the oenophile to have sipped away on an empty wine. 
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"Fading"
A loser is in the offing: color is fading; with reds note browning at the edges; the whites are turning beige like autumn leaves.  The bouquet is merely a whisper on the nose, and then only if you sniff hard.  The palate gropes for flavor that is elusive.  Gone is the wine’s youthful elixir. The wine, late in its middle age, is on the downside of color, aroma and flavor. Old age’s pending infirmity is apparent in the glass and in the mouth.  A sad experience, especially if once the wine had class and elegance. 
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"Fat"
An over-abundance of goodies that sometimes isn’t too good. When full body, heaps of fruit, glycerol and extract are not balanced by acidity and tannin (the latter in reds), the wine becomes flabby, has no firmness, zest, vitality.  Fat describes almost an oily quality in some white wines when not enough acidity is present. Wine lacks crispness, backbone and flavor distinction.  A wimpy, unbalanced wine, not distinguished on the palate or finish. 
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"Fiery"
Found in many very young reds, high in alcohol, uneven in composition. When the high alcohol is aided and abetted by excessive acid and tannin, added unpleasantness is created,  Hot in the swallow. See how the wine burns in the finish and aftertaste. Don’t be surprised if it frizzes your hair. (What a way to get a permanent!) If you’re bald, we’ll see the steam rise.  Happily, time in the bottle should quench the flame.  Try an immature vintage Porto or a young, rough Dao, or a common Cotes du Rhone, or a young, late harvest zinfandel and experience a "fiery" wine. That’s the price you pay for education. 
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"Finesse"
The wine has great balance—like an acrobat on a tightrope. Great harmony—dare I say, "Like the Westminster Choir?" Style, grace, elegance, class—like a Victorian lovely in crinoline, with pink parasol, on the arm of her beau—like the beautifully gowned and coiffed lady sweeping down the staircase on her way to the ballroom; the raised eyes and whispered "aahs" of all below express admiration. Finesse.  A wine having finesse is a wine of "such stuff as dreams are made on." Great wine—not "insubstantial," as the Bard meant when he wrote of "stuff" and "dreams."  A subtle wine, complex, self-assured, low-keyed, sophisticated. Not assertive, not obtrusive, not forward, not intense; it doesn’t attack the nose and palate, doesn’t come at you impetuously. Classy, elegant, well-bred.  Generally, a lighter-bodied wine; delicate, distinguished, stylish. A Grande Dame wine. The finish and farewell become etched in memory. A 1982 Margaux. 
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"Flat"
Low in acid, consequently the wine lacks vigor and crispness. In the mouth it is insipid, dull, spineless. Undesirable, unappetizing; it has little bouquet or fruit.  Without charm or character, a wine you don’t love to touch. Doesn’t excite the nose or palate. Nothing up front in the approach, nothing behind in the finish.  A "flat" wine is to a "round" wine what Modigliani’s angular girls are to the gorgeous breasts of Renoir’s Filles en Fleur.  Not a seductive wine. What virtue it has is safe from assault. 
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"Flinty"
No, it doesn’t describe a person’s mother-in-law or old maiden aunt. Rather, it is an austere flavor imparted to extremely dry white wines grown in certain soils.
  Generally, a flinty, gun flint, metallic bouquet is ascribed to the taste of Chablis and some Loire wines produced from the soil of those growing areas in France.  The grapes used in these wines are chardonnay in Chablis and sauvignon blanc and muscadet in the Loire. Although the aroma is sometimes described as "apple-y," the taste is flinty—bone dry, almost "hard" on the palate. Try a Sancerre—fabulous!  Back to Top

"Flowery"
Lovely, light, fresh bouquet—like the subtle spicy scent of perfume; pleasant and delicate.  A quality experienced in certain white wines. Sniff gewurztraminer or a Johannisberg Riesling—ummm, so flowery and fragrant; also, a chenin blanc, German spatlese and auslese wine; also a French Sauternes, a late harvest California riesling among others.  Nice wines for lazy sipping and for little old ladies just getting into wine. (For little young ladies, too!)  Flowery wines are generally drunk better by themselves as dessert wines or with certain dessert foods. These wines, however, may marry well with meals served with rich sauces or sweet garnishes. 
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Forward
Orson Welles would have trouble with this wine: it's mature before its time!  Would he or wouldn't he drink it?  At a young, tender age, this wine is soft and pleasant with the attributes of an adult wine: well-developed, not awkward, it precociously projects its components to the nose and palate.  An eye-opening surprise - like the child Mozart composing at the harpsichord, like baby Snooks quoting Shakespeare.  In the year of 1982, the 1979 vintage of Bordeaux Cru Classe reds is spoken of as being :forward" wines - much younger and perhaps more enjoyable than the 1970's , 1975's and 1978's at this time.  But the 1979's won't go 15 rounds.Back to Top

Full
Big, well-endowed, generous wines are said to be full.  Lots of grape extract fill the mouth, lots of character throughout.  The wine possess a high degree of alcohol for oomph with plenty of puckery tannin in reds and tongue-tingling acidity in whites plus a chewy, fleshy tactile sensation thruout the mouth.  Sucy a wine will smooth out tand become mellow given time.  Try a Mersault, a Cote Rotie or a better quality Chateauneuf du Pape.  But don't drink too much at one sitting- a full and his senses are soon parted.Back to Top

Full-Bodied
A wine that is heavy with weight, thickness and density.  Chewable.  Sometimes these are alcoholic hulks.  Glycerine, alcohol, sugar and extracts combine for a hefty mouthful.  It is a nice, big, round wine; and a nice, big, and balanced wine; and a nice, broad-beamed buster of a wine ready to give you maximum enjoyment. If you can wait until it becomes smooth an mellow, then it's ever better.  Such wines may lack the delicacy and finesse of Bordeaux St. Juliens and Margaux or Burgundy's Montrachets, Chambertins, Charlemagnes, to cite a few.  Most California boutique wine producers especially, up until recently haver strived for and have attained, full bodied monsters in both reds and whites. Glycerine, phenolic compounds, volatile substances, various esters, natural fruit acids are significant ingredients which comprise extracts.  They are soluble solids which give substance, body, taste and firmness to wines. Back to Top

Green, Stemmy, Stalky
Not a color problem!  These terms relate to a decided nose and palate problem that is caused by the taste of raw wine, sour wine, unripe wine, acid wine, grassy wine, damp twigs, stems and stalks.  A sharp, pinched, hard wine.  A rude wine.  There! How much worse can it be?! The wine is made from grapes picked unripe and or nursed too long on stalks or stems in the must.  Such wines have excessive acidity, which accentuates an already undesirable "green", tangy taste.  Maybe the Martians have an affinity for the "green" taste.  But how much of hte production can they afford to buy?  Guaranteed not to please earthilings.  Good examples: 1972 Bordeaux reds (when there wasn't much sunshine and the grapes didn't ripen), many 1971 California reds and some 1977 Burgundy whites.  Back to Top

Hard
High acidity and plenteous tannin invigorate the palate.  An unyielding, austere wine still all wrapped up and going no place yet.  Severe, no give, tight, inexorable. Closed up.  hardness is o.k. in young reds, and it usually promises improvement after time in the bottle.  I can still taste the hardness in those big northern Italy, Califormia and our Northwestern reds that I drank tow years after release.  Also I drank a Chianti Classico Riserva and a Vino Nobile di Montepulciano from Tuscany of the 1970 vintage in 1977 and found them hard and not pleasant. For purposes of this book, I took them again in 1982.  The wines were agreeable, although they would improve with time.  I drank a 1971 Brunello in 1979.  It was implacable.  I tried again in the spring of 1982.  It thumbed its nose at me! Back to Top

Harmonious
All vinous elements are in happy harmony, the wine sings with one voice.  The different vinous characteristics are pleasantly integrated.  The wine is sound and good in that no one quality is lacking or over-emphasized, i.e. - acid balanced sweetness - alcohol balances flavor and acid - tannin and oak are balanced by fruitiness.  Appearance, smell, taste and aftertaste leave satisfaction in the empty glass and pleasant after-glow in the memory.  A very important element in assessing a wine's quality.  Back to Top

Harsh
High astringency in the wine assaults the palate.  Blame it on the tannin, the major culprit.  High alcohol and excess acid also lend their unwelcome presence.  Rough and tough and rootin' tootin' on the tongue.  Some undertone on vinegar may be discernable.  Time in the bottle should mellow it out.  With excess astringency, the inside of the cheeks seems to shrivel.  The high alcohol causes the wine to go down the throat roughly, rudely, coarsely.  The excess acidity is just a mean cuss on the palate and threatens heartburn. Back to Top

Hazy
The wine in the glass is dull, turbid, murky, cloudy.  These terms denote suspended material in the wine.  Hazy wine may be barely drinkable, but generally it is unsatisfactory; gets low marks for appearance; flawed; lacks clarity and brightness.  Wines that are maderized, over-aged, or poorly stored will appear hazy.  Winemaker's error, which may cause protein instability, or yeast to spoil, or wine to ferment in the bottle, causes a hazy wine. If the wine is unfiltered or unfined (noted on label of some California wine). not to worry if hazy; let it stand upright for a day or so and then decant - it should be clear then.  Wines poorly stored for long duration will become hazy, for sure.  Back to Top

Heavy
Vigorous, full, macho, dense, robust, fleshy, masculine, big-bodied, big-bellied, powerful.  A boom-boom wine.  Deep bass organ tones..like in that Saint Saens symphony, featuring the organ, I used to listen to in Music Appreciation II.  Alcohol and grape extracts are prominent - perhaps excessive.  Wine is probably so over-balanced in tannin and or alcohol and or extract that it may never achieve harmony with its fruit and acidity.  Result: most likely it will never attain smoothness (finesse) down the road.  It's just too overwhelming!  A negative connotation.  Klutsy, clumsy as tasted in bargain-priced red Rhones, some Sicilians and some Region V California hot climate reds.  Back to Top

Herbaceous
Spicy, weedy smell and taste of herbs as detected in Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Noir and other red table wines.
"Herbaceous" is a term broadly applied in tasting: the nose noses weeds...dusty cedar...broiled beef...dry leaves...wet-hair...musk...peppers...vegetation...smoke...mint...spice...leather...tobacco...cloves...eucalyptus...among other odors.  Consensus agreement on defining a wine's specific herbaceous qualities is not easily attained, and any wine may be perceived and described differently by different tasters.  One man's "spice" is another man's "pepper" and another man's "mint" and another's "freshly cut grass" ad infinitum.  Please don't describe the wine as "herby" - reminds me of the obnoxious kid I sat next to in the seventh grade.  Back to Top

Hollow
A wine that collapses in the middle.  It is aggressive in the foretaste (the primary taste) and departs with a resounding aftertaste, but has nothing in the middle. Stated another way, the wine is alive, howling and kicking at birth (primary taste), drops dead in the middle (on the palate) and wonder of wonders, is born-again wine in its dramatic resurrections (aftertaste).   I once heard an expert use this term in his tasting class, observed with much amusement the expression of funereal solemnity as they contemplated the "dead in the middle" aspect of the wine.  Back to Top

Hot
High alcohol and subdued sweetness cause a burning, irritating prickling sensation to the nose, mouth and larynx.  In some wines, after the fruit has faded and tannin has vanished the wine now naked, except for acid and alcohol, finishes "hot". To describe hot more accurately - it produces a very warm and coarse sensation back in the mouth and throat; not sweaty "hotsy-totsy" hot, instead a "rough" hot.  Sometimes tickles the throat and causes a cough.  Try some 13.5 - 14% young Portuguese reds, some Sicilians, or some reds from the French Provence region - untamed, coarse...and hot! I just tasted a young California Zinfandel Port, 20.5% alcohol...hot! It was good, though - Quady's.   Back to Top

Impressive
Pronounced desirable characteristics in a wine as evidenced by sight, smell, sip, savor, swallow, and speech describe a wine as impressive.  When all the "s's" are positive to the entire sensory and vocal apparatus, then that's a might impressive wine, my friend!  The wine is bright to sight and has a helluva vinous smell; it's a pip to sip and the savor is exquisite flavor; wallow in the swallow with delight and reach in speech for the stars.  A superior wine, clean and fine with distinction and class -  and a thrilling, memorable drinking experience.  There are many wines of this caibre available - some expensive, some modest in price.  To name a few among so very many: Heitz Martha's Vineyard and Robert Mondavi reserve Cabernet Sauvignon; Freemark Abbey and Grgich Chardonnay; Barolo Riserva Speciales, Brunellos, barbarescos from Italy; Latour, Lafite, Mouton, Margaux from Bordeaux; Burgundys from the Cote d'Or; Riojas from Spain; some perfectly marvelous reds from Australia, some white wines from California, Graves, Burgundy, the Loire.  And the list could go on and on.  Back to Top

Improved
When wine needs to be improved, sugar or sugar syrup is added to the must to increase th alcohol content or to reduce acidity.  It does not make the wine sweeter!  Referred to as "chaptalization", this process is introduced when grapes do not ripen satisfactorily due to lack of sunshine, resulting in insufficient sugar.  It is permitted in Bordeaux and Burgundy, and in Germany with "table" class wines.  "Improving" is not allowed in California nor with German pradikat wines, but is permitted elsewhere in the U.S. when the weather hasn't done right by the vineyard.  In California, what you grows i what you gets, and what nature gives is what you bottles.   Back to Top

Lacking Body
A simply ghastly wine that only a Banquo could love!  Ethereal, of insufficient body.  A "disembodied" wine is light in color, unimpressive to the nose, spineless on the palate, thin and diffident in the mouth.  It lacks necessary alcohol and extract to give it firmness and substance; there is too little viscosity and too much "watery".  A wishy-wahsy wine.  A faint-hearted wine. An unobtrusive wine...that makes a quick getaway.  It went thataway!  Some awful insipid jug wines and anemic carafe wines are worth trying if only for the experience and to help fix this lesson in your mind.  However, not all jugs or carafes are so cursed.  Robert Mondavi's red and white table wines come to mind; they are satisfactory jug wines for my palate, and there are a few other good ones, such as C.K. mondavi and Los Hermanos.  Superior ratings were given to these jugs recently: Almaden Mountain Chablis '81, Martini Burgundy, Montery Classic Cineyard Red '79, Parducci Vintage red '78, Sebastiani and St. martin Burgundies and Sebastiani Country Cabernet.   Back to Top

Lacks Finish
Too little end to the taste.  leaves nothing at the tip of the throat after the swallow.  The end is neither round, nor sound, nor firm, nor fully packed.  It leads into the aftertaste without a message.  Disappointingly, the flavor fades away - goes into a gentle swoon.  The wine's value is minimized.  A short inconclusive wine, probably not well-balanced; no feedback, no followthru; no positive aftertaste that lingers a little longer.  Generally, too little acidity, too little fruit.  A sign of poor quality.   Back to Top

Legs
An oily film that coats the inner surface of the glass after the glass and wine are rotated.  (Make sure there is less than one-third of wine in the glass or run the risk of splattering the tablecloth.)  The wine moves quickly or slowly down the sides of the glass as determined by glycerol density.  (Glycerol is derived from alcohol in the wine.) When thick, plentiful and dense, the legs indicate the wine has big body, richness and thick viscosity.  Viscosity can be unctuous and syrupy at one extreme (observe in a rich Sauternes) or thin and watery at the other end (in a light quaffing wine, say a jug wine Burgundy or a bar wine Chablis).  Unlike the parlance of the streets, nice legs are not nice stems.  (See "Green, Stemmy. Stalky")  Other popular terms: "tears", "steeple", "globs", "arches".  Back to Top

Maderized
The wine smells like a sick sherry; looks like muddy-brown maderia; projects baked, burnt, stale nuts, toffee on the nose and palate.  "How weary, stale flat and unprofitable is such a wine," Hamlet might have said, except that he was troubled with different problems.  Maderization is a serious flaw in table wines caused by air seepage into the bottle improper exposure to sunlight and heat during long storage, or simply plain, old overripe old age. The wine has a flat, heavy off-taste and a brown-toned color, which is more discernible in white wines thatn reds.  Maderization is not to be confused with the desirable nut-like aroma and flavor of a well-made sherry. "Oxidized" is frequently used to describe maderization.  Oxidized, speaking technically, relates to air contamination; maderization is associated more with improper storage near heat and sunlight and old age.   Back to Top

Masked
A wine is masked whose virtue is shrouded in mystery: has she got it or hasn't she?  In the ever-ever land of tasting, all this means is that a wine's flavor components are obscured on the nose and palate.  Will time, maturity and proper aging environment enable it to open up and reveal a saint or a sinner?  Paradoxically, the saint will open up, the sinner will remain tight. Some Chablis (the French ones, that is) in their early youth are masked of their subtle aromas and firm acidity.  They may be perceived as hard and flinty, narrow and tight-lipped.  But maturity should unveil the wine and enable it to bare itself in full triumphant glory.  Oftentimes, prolonged exposure to air (breathing time) or good ol vigorous swirling or back-and forth decanting will do the trick!  Blame a wine's youth and/or excessive alcohol for concealing its potential delight.  Now, this isn't to say that all young or alcoholic wines are masked and aren't potable.  But those wines made for aging and destined for greatness, i.e., Latour, Brunello di Montalcino, Barolo Riserva Spaciale, Chambertin, Richebourg, La Tache, Heitz's Martha's Vineyard and other great ones, need to age to fulfill their destiny with the enophile.   Back to Top

Mild
A wine soft, subdued, unpretentious; hath really neither worldly nor lofty aspiration, nor certitude of vinous grandeur, and not a very exciting wine, either!  A fresh, pleasant and humble wine, low in acidity and tannin, especially the reds.  Appeals to the new palate.  not a gutsy wine in the raw which is seldom mild.  Gallo's good hearty Burgundy and jug whites, Sebastiani's jug reds, Inglenook's generic reds and whites, Robert Mondavi's table reds and whites, some Almaden reds and roses - really most California jugs, especially the reds, are fresh, pleasant and mild.  But they're forgettable.  Some of the whites are abominable: thin, sweetish and acidic, althought Paul Masson and Wente Bros. make some pleasing ones. Back to Top

Musty
Unpleasant, stale, unaired-closet / attic smell.  Damp, dank, tanky, moldy, mildewy.  A sure turn-off when it first assails the nose - and there the interest stops.  May never caress the palate of a connoisseur, unless he's a masochist who opts for Château de Sade.  But don't despair, it may not be beyond redemption.  With patience and faith on your part, a few minutes in the glass on the wine's part, the disagreeable nose may become pleasing, pert and pretty.  With luck the ugly ducking may transform itself into a beautiful swan.  But...is the wine worthwhile agonizing over?  Back to Top

Nose
"Nosing" is a sniffing the wine and relating the fullness of its aroma to the size of the proboscis, i.e., "it's got a big nose," "it's got a small, faint nose," or "it's got no nose at all."  Bear in mind, ninety per cent of taste is smell, so nosing is significant in tasting.  Try this exercise: sniff three times: 1. before rotating the glass, 2. after rotating, and 3. a few minutes later.  Now note how the aroma opens up and expands.  The nose knows... if the wine will be a thrill or a disappointment.  But there are times when despite swirling the glass furiously, or decanting the wine to and from to enable air to breathe life into it, the wine does not come alive to the nose. (sometimes we plumb run out of patience and drink it..and don't wait for the aroma or bouquet to develop.)  Nonetheless, many faint or no-nose wines are satisfactory in the mouth.  The finish is generally muted, and altogether the wine is not much more than acceptable.  Back to Top

Noble
A wine of breed, distinction and stature 9 feet tall! Fine, elegant, aristocratic - and an abstract subjective judgment!  Really...what is a "noble" wine?  Depending on how liberal the connoisseur or the bona fide wine expert is inclined to be, a few or many wines may qualify for this accolade.  A wine whose vinous attributes have matured to perfection, having developed from origins of royal birth, may be deemed worthy of such distinction,  Not all grape varieties are so endowed that they can achiever greatness.  Those grape varieties that are born to the purple and are nurtured in excellent soil, are blessed with optimum climate are vinified with dedication and expertise, and are stored and handled with tender loving care may possibly be judged a noble wine when the cork is drawn. Wines often referred to as noble are these among others: Lafite and Mouton Rothschild, Latour, Magaux, Haut Brion, Richebourg, Chambertin, Montrachet, La Tache, Brunello di Montalcino, d'Yquem, the German Auslesen, and there are some remarkable California Cabernet Sauvignons and Chardonnays that could be placed in this august company.  But...on the tongue, "noble" sounds - oh, so pretentious!  In all probability it reads better on the page than it tastes in the mouth.Back to Top

Not Up To Expectations
With vineyard, vintage, vintner so highly praised, promising so much, the wine delivers little in the bottle.  After being thoughtfully tasted, the wine proves to be less valuable than expected.  A wine whose reputation is but a bubble in the taster's mouth.  Often it is a costly but valuable lesson to those who buy to impress or to "drink" labels.  Big price and big reputation may influence the gullible to purchase.  Be wary of wines with deservedly big reputation inn off-vintage years: Bordeaux wines of 1972 were meager vintages; the same wines of the great 1970 and 1975 vintages should be phenomenal - in sharp contrast to the former.  Better to pay the higher price for a 1975, 1976, 1978, or 1979 and be delighted, than to be disappointed with the "bargain" off-vintage.  But...this isn't to say that you also may not strike out with your fine wine of a fine vintage.  Confucius say: Practice prudence with pocketbook before purchase when price painfully perverse.Back to Top

Oaky
Woody aroma or taste is derived from oak barrels or casks which nurse the wine as it ages.  Vanillin, toast, roast, char, which are leached from the wood, are related to oak aroma.  If aged too long, a wood taste predominates which becomes a negative element; if aged in moderation, the wood subtlety imparts yet another desirable facet to wine's complexity.  Good examples: Chardonnays, Sauvignon Blancs Cabernet Sauvignons from many California "boutique" wineries who opt for the big, muscular style.  Not so much oak in the bottles of the more traditional, sophisticated, subtle French wines, whose vintners look askance at our proclivity for making macho wines.  Our big, excessively oaky Chardonnays do not necessarily smell of wood shavings.  many taste of vanilla chocolate, hone or herbs, which may be derived from oak aging.  I like the quip of a California winemaker who said, "If I want the taste of oak, I'll go chew on a door!" Back to Top

Off
A wine turned bad, a taster turned off.  Relates to odor and taste in the glass.  And the appearance isn't too exciting, either.  An off condition prevents a wine from putting its best foot forward to show off its fruit flavor.  Contamination during production, unclean barrels during aging, alien influences during fermentation or bottling simply spoil the wine.  The culprits perpetrating the dastardly deed may be any of these: chemical action, bacterial action, excessive oxidation, fermentation aberration, unclean containers - be they handling during shipping or subsequent improper storage conditions are among others.  In some instances, however, an off wine may be served without lethal effect to someone you don't like.  The wine looks, smells and tastes "rousy," as the Japanese say.  Not to be confused with an over-the-hill, one grand wine spoiled by old age.   Back to Top

Overbalanced
Vinous characteristics are "out of joint."  Equal interaction of desirable components necessary to produce good wine is lacking.  The wine is dominated by one or more of the following elements:  fruit, acid, sweetness, alcohol, tannin. Failure of these components to integrate and unify prevents the harmonious progression from sight to smell to taste to finish to aftertaste.  The preponderance of any single vinous component overbalances the wine, which limits its appeal.  Many newly bottled and released young California Cabernets and Zinfandels that are made into the big style are frequently overbalanced with tannin and/or under balanced in fruit. Back to Top

Overpowering
Too big; not pleasant' difficult for the palate to contend with.  Astringent, puckery high tannin; hot harsh alcohol; big chewy body; high, tart, total acidity; the wine is like to bust the bottle. Whammo! massive and muscular; aggressive, assertive, forceful; provocative, pugnacious; a monster; a grand slammer; the wine overwhelms the palate. Whew! Time in the bottle may soothe the savage beast - hopefully.  Not enjoyable, unless you thrive on violence or like to sleep with lady wrestlers, as a renowned wine pundit wrote.  Try a big late harvest Zinfandel or Cabernet with alcohol exceeding 14%.  On second thought, maybe not if they overwhelm the accompanying food.  Better to have these wines with room-temperature sharp cheddar cheese and crusty French or Italian bread. Back to Top

Over The Hill
Say bye-bye to freshness and other fine vinous characteristics from over-age or improper storage.  Like London bridge, the wine is falling down, is falling apart. Color, bouquet, flavor and finish have said farewell, are now divided, are out of sync,  Wine is dried out.  The wine has a flat smell; is weak, low in fruit and acidity, and is losing its tannin.  May be watery and vinegary, or have a faint, sickly-sweet taste.  Gone is the elixir of youth.  Old eyes, old nose, old taste, old everything.  Decay is on the way.  I tasted some 1961 Pommards,  a 1966 St. Emilion and some 1971 Burgundy whites of respectable pedigrees this year (1982).  The Pommards made from not-so-long-lived Pinot Noir grapes were not over the hill; the St. Emilions which are blended primarily with Merlot were just a step down from the crest of the hill; the Burgundy whites retained most of their fruit and crispness.  The moral: don't prejudge "over the hill."  Taste the wine first!  If you possess the British palate, you'll probably enjoy your wines slightly over the hill; the French palate, your wines before reaching maturity, when the fruit is dominant; the American palate, a combination of both: we like young wines young, old wine old.Back to Top

Penetrating
Aroma leaps from the glass lie a stag over the snow and sends a shaft of smell up the nostrils.  Nothing diffident about it!  Like a punch on the nose in its physical impression. The wine's components of high alcohol, rising esters and volatile acidity are responsible for the sensation of smell.  However, when volatile acidity exceeds the taster's minimum threshold, its effect is sharply penetrating, and more so as the volatile acidity increases.  Then the nostrils and the mouth get a mouthful and a snootful.  try a fruity, berry Zinfandel harvested late and containing 13-14% alcohol.  For starters, try a Ridge from the 1976 or 1978 vintage.  A 1978 Barbera from northern Italy will do nicely, also as will a Burgess Chardonnay of 1978 or 1979. Back to Top

Peppery
Hot, tart pepper on the nose (kerchew!) and palate.  The body of  a peppery wine imparts a sharp texture and vigorous impression in the mouth, unless its intensity is moderate. "Peppery" gives a wine a brash, harsh quality, more noticeable in very young, full-bodied reds.  It is a sign of a wine's immaturity when excessive, and may adversely affect the wine's balance.  It is consistent with high alcohol.  Hot, peppery texture almost physically assaults the palate.  try a young Petite Sirah - all inky and peppery - and really not at all bas when "peppery" is muted.  Some young Chiantis and Amarone Reciotos display a nice peppery aroma and flavor. Back to Top

Piquant
The wine has a nice tingle of fresh acidity...a nice taste of fresh fruit...a sprightliness that dances lightly over the tongue.  A whisper of fresh spiciness, usually in a young light wine, either red or white, gives the wine its piquancy.  There is plenty of acidity on the nose and palate, which gets the saliva juices flowing.  This is a lazy summer's afternoon wine that one sips by a quiet pond or in a hidden meadow to the hum of crickets and bees.  Such a wine in such a place - and the world far away - the vinous pleasure blesses and transfixes the taster.  Observe in a fresh light Mosel, a Vouvray, a Pouilly Fume, a Sancerre or a Gewurztraminer.  Back to Top

Pleasing
All vinous elements are in happy harmony and pleasing to the palate: sight, smell, sip, savor and swallow are satisfactory, but don't merit salutes reserved for greatness.  A good-natured, good humored wine, benevolent and cheerful.  No rough edges, no outstanding features, no pretensions.  The "good kid" kind of wine, like the girls you used to get fixed up with - not a beauty (or handsome, for lady readers, lest my chauvinism shows).  An "it'll do" wine. That's all. Any of the many good Eastern, Midwestern and Western wines that are made to be drunk soon after the harvest are pleasing wines. Gallo, Colony, Almaden, Inglenook, Sebastiani, Taylor, Mirassou, Souverain, Parducci, Commonwealth produce some very pleasing wines, as do dozens of other wineries within our country, which are too numerous to list here. Back to Top

Poor
Describes a cheapo product made from low quality grapes.  Such a wine simply odes not satisfy.  lacks the warm richness in the bouquet and fruit that pervades a Robert Mondavi fine Cabernet Sauvingnon.  taste the two wines if you can bear to suffer the former.  No stature, no structure, no character, no merit, no nuthin'.  Not necessarily undrinkable (but who would want it?!)  At best, just ordinary stuff, rather than bad or spoiled.  No delight in this wine!  Not such stuff as dreams are made of. Back to Top

Powerful
First you takes mature, ripe grapes; and then you ferments them long on the skins with seeds and stems and stalks; then you adds some long aging in wood.  After all of which it becomes Big Red, a brawny broth of a lad, high in alcohol, tannin and flavor of wood. Its aroma grabs you by the nose; its flavor explodes with fullness on the tongue and palate. Sturdy, solid, beefy, raucous - the wine runs riot thruout the mouth.  The finish and aftertaste shout their farewell (no whispers here, no shy goodbye).  Young Barolos, some "home style" Italians, young Rhones, muscular heavy-oaked California's, are examples of powerful wines that will knock your shoes off. Back to Top

Puckery
Teeth and gums are assailed by the astringency of high tannin, which is contained essentially in young red wines.  It puckers the mouth, causes the cheeks to feel stuck together, puts the lips in kissing protrusion.  It ain't necessarily lip-smacking good!  Time in the tank and bottle smoothes out the astringent tannin.  Sometimes, however, tannin outlives the wine's fruit, then the bottle loses its appeal.  Puckery sensation is seldom experienced in white wines because of their low tannin content.  if you can bear to suck on aspirins or drink very strong tea, you'll experience the raw feel and taste of tannin.  It isn't all that pleasant, but... our great, long-lived reds wouldn't develop into the gallant, firm-bodied wines they are without it.  Immature big red wines made from Cabernet Sauvignon and Nebbiolo grapes are tannic and unpleasant until time reduces the tannin.  Back to Top

Pungent
Aggressively spicy, strong-scented, stale impression on the nose.  Strong, flat aroma like sherry or madeira, or perhaps fermented prunes and raisins.  Or the smell of sulphur used as a preservative.  Assertive and emphatic on the nose; should not be confused with, or ascribed to, the delicate, refined Gewurztraminer which is fresh, spicy and strong-scented.  A very forward smell sensation.  You'll know it when you nose it.  If the shoe fits, as the saying goes, with your next bottle, return it, if you can.  It will probably be oxidized, maderized, over-aged, or just plain spoiled. Pour it on the weeds in your garden if you're stuck with it.   Back to Top

Ripe
A wine at the summit of its potential, reaching the full bloom of maturity.  Full vinous impression on the nose; soft and mellow on the palate; smooth, velvety vinous finish; lingering, echoing aftertaste.  Round, rich and ripe; the grape's fruit is in abundance with balancing acid, alcohol and tannin. A wine that has made it to the tip and has only decline in its future.  I drank my 1976 Jordan Cabernet Sauvignon in 1982, my gift of a Heitz's 1968 Martha's Vineyard in 1981, a Sterling 1974 Cabernet Sauvignon in 1981 - these wines were all ripe!! Back to Top

Robust
Intense color, big nose, all other vinous components solid like a brick....etc. Alcohol over 13%, aggressive tannins that almost make the cheeks stick together; high acidity, unctuous texture, full fruit - that's what we are talking about!  A big-bellied buster of a wine.  Alive and full in the mouth.  A tough, muscular, strapping fellow that isn't going to fade away.  May lack finesse, may be coarse and raucous.  Full heavy, round; a mouthful.  Try a Barolo, a better Rhone variety, a good Spanish Gran Riserva.  But don't serve them with lightweight cuisine.  Robust wines are for your favorite lumberjack.  Back to Top

Round
Round is sound (though not necessarily profound) in the mouth.  The term describes a wine that is full-bodied, soft-bodied, is eminently drinkable, had good balance, has no excessive acidity.  Round may describe the weight or substance of the wine in the mouth.  Flavor is rich, ripe, mature, but the wine may be a tad low in tannin (if it's red), however.  Not sharp, not boney, not narrow.  No sharp edges in this wine!  Smooth, seductive, persuasive, pleasing to the palate.  The touch, the feel, the flavor are all joy!  If you can imagine Columbus' excitement when he discovered that the earth was round, then your discovering a wine that is round is just as thrilling! And if good ol' Chris had found that the earth was flat, then he was gone, baby! And if you discover a wine that is flat, then it is gone, baby.  Back to Top

Senile
Long past the peak of development and deterioration in quality.  Its once manly voice now pipes and whistles in its sound.  Second childishness and mere oblivion ahead.  Badly faded; very little life left - perhaps some alcohol, some acid; no tannin, no fruit.  What remains is a strange bouquet and taste.  The once fine color, bouquet and backbone have departed.  Poor, withered, moribund, discardable. "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him.....!"  Back to Top

Shy
Light, attractive, slim, quiet.  Shy in intensity and flavor.  The wine's essences are only a whisper on the nose and palate.  A charming balance of flavor, quality and diffidence, the above description notwithstanding.  Self-effacing in its modesty.  A demure, little white wine with skirts shyly lifted just above the knee, in one writer's description.  But not brazen  enough to give us a glimpse of the thigh!  Try an off-dry, light Chenin Blanc; a French Colombard, a Taylor California Cellars Chablis, a tender Mosel.  These are modest summer sipping wines, low in alcohol and just plain quiet and unpretentious.  Certainly not a "yo-ho-to-ho" Valkyrie.   Back to Top

Short
A short wine has no problem of height, nor length, nor capacity of breath, nor a measure of the amount of wine in the glass. In vinous terminology, short describes aftertaste: after the swallow, the flavor fades fast... "like my beloved's plaintive goodbye, 'all too soon and I am gone...Oh, forgotten... forgotten...forgotten am I!'"  The wine lacks firmness and staying power in the aftertaste.  In no way does it sustain the first fine careless rapture of an enjoyable initial taste.  A short aftertaste definitely is not an attribute of a great wine, or even a good wine.  Generic jugs, ordinary quaffing wines, generally shuffle off short. "Out, out, brief candle!"  The wine is but a fleeting shadow...   Back to Top

Sleeper
A pleasant stunning surprise! A moderately priced, unpretentious label or an unpopular vintage year that puts you on your backside from astonishment.  A wine that promises no rose gardens, but delivers oodles of orchids in the tasting.  An exciting, mind-boggling wonder wine, considering its low expectations. Nose, flavor. body, finish and farewell are prominent and as well-balanced as barbershop quartet.  Beychevelle 1973, Cantemerle 1974, Ridge Cabernet Sauvignon 1971 and Mirassou Late Harvest Cabernet Sauvignon 1972 are fine examples of sleepers from off-vintages.  I wouldn't play Rip Van Winkle with such sleepers, however.  They should be drunk rather than aged on.   Back to Top

Smoky
Discernible aroma of wood smoke, oak, burning autumn leaves.  Noted in certain older Burgundy Pinot Noirs and Chardonnays.  Aroma and flavor on the nose and palate evoke nostalgic youthful memories in us country lads.  A nice, pleasant nose to some tasters.  To some smoky is "dusty," to some, "husky;" to some "musty;" to some, "musky;" to some, "Lusty."  The later evaluation is made by the macho voyeur wine taster who is roaring ahead full blast toward a euphoric finish.   Back to Top

Smooth
A pleasant wine the palate just loves to touch.  Balanced with all agreeable vinous characteristics combined in correct proportions and revealed up front - or do you like "early on" better?  Sound and good. Mellow, soft and accessible to the palate.  Easy, round texture in the mouth.  No roughness or sharpness in the finish.  A wine that whispers "A-a-a-ah" in the aftertaste.  An ingratiating wine that's easy to take, although it may not be particularly complex.  It may lack layers of taste sensations.  Not Methuselah, so don't lay it away until your baby son's wedding day.   Back to Top

Soft
A wine of pleasant texture in the mouth, but it may lack character and firmness because it is soft in acid an tannin and perhaps low in alcohol; but it should show good fruit.  Smooth, mature, mellow, nonetheless; mild, agreeable doesn't make waves; tempered, tamed, yielding.  Alcohol, tannin, acidity and fruit don't come at you the way the great wines do on their ascent to divinity. Generally all-together and well-balance.  Not of heroic proportion. A Gallo Hearty Burgundy; a Burgundy jug wine; a good jug Chablis or Chardonnay low in alcohol and acidity.    Back to Top

Sound
A well-made, properly balanced, well-structured wine of satisfying bouquet and flavor with a pleasant finish and moderately long aftertaste.  A clean, healthy, happy, straightforward wine which passes the test of the fussy palate.  The wine is everything it was meant to be - authentic, true to type, no major fault.  In connotation, a "sound" wine is not a "great" wine, but it is a "good" wine!  There are many moderately priced West Coast wines, such as Almaden Montery Cabernet Sauvignon, Montery Vineyard Classis Red, Simi, Ste. Michelle and Angelo Papagni Chardonnay; Gudlach-Bundschu and Louis Martini Pinot Noir; Sterling and Robert Mondavi Sauvignon (Fume) Blanc - these wines and dozens more from the Atlantic to the Pacific are sound, enjoyable and won't bust the budget.  Back to Top

Steely
Austere, dry white wines having very pronounced fresh acidity.  Look for the "steel" in a clean, sharp Mosel, or a classic Riesling Kabinett from the Rheingau, or in a crisp Muscadet or Sancerre, or from an Alsacian Riesling.  There are some white Spanish wines that affect the palate this way, also. Not  to be confused whith another "metal": gun-flinty Chablis which picks up the flavor of the soil and is described as "flinty."   Back to Top

Superficial
What is immediately obvious is all you gets.  Lacking are the attributes that make for a great wine; no depth, no stuffing, low alcohol, shy bouquet, indistinct finish, abrupt farewell. No complexity.  You may experience a superficial wine in a restaurant when it is served in a carafe.  Order it and let it be a lesson in your vinous educations.  But be earned!  The carafe may be filled from a gallon jug which perhaps was opened... and reopened many time over many days.  Ask your waiter... and hope that he or she is hones!  A lightweight wine.  Has little about it that's praiseworthy.  It don't get no respec'.  has no message, leaves no mark.  Soon forgotten.  There are some quite acceptable wines bottled in carafes:  Paul Masson comes to mind.   Back to Top

Sweetness
Fragrant, flowery, fruity are often used to describe sweetness.  There is, generally, the presence of sugar, and occasionally glycerin, detected in the taste of wine.  Sugar, incidentally, is dependent upon the amount of rainfall and sunshine the grapes get.  Sweetness is a "basic" taste which is sensed at the tip of the tongue (sour, salt, bitter are other taste sensations and are experienced at other parts of the tongue).  Fruitiness, ripeness, vanilla, oakiness contribute to a wine's sweetness. Alcohol, acid and tannins must balance the sweetness, otherwise it's soda pop.  Dry wines sometimes are perceived as sweet by the nose an palate, as most wines possess at least a small amount of residual sugar.  Many wine drinkers have higher or lower thresholds for detecting sweetness.  This holds true for bitterness and acidity.  So while one person perceives sweetness, another may not.  Interestingly, tasters' sensitivity to flavor components may be sharper or duller at different times, depending on the tasting environment or physical and psychological considerations at the specific tasting.  Sauternes and German pradikat wines are quite sweet.   Back to Top

Tails Away
A wine that makes a big promise of extended earthly delight on the nose and palate and then doesn't linger.  It lacks grip.  The nose fades fast.  The taste does not last beyond the initial taste.  The taster queries, "gone so soon?" Alas, the wine's character was never really established.  A disappointment.  An expectation unfulfilled.  An anticipation of vinous delight never realized.  Such a wine does not relate to finish or aftertaste - it never gets that far: it disappears along the way.  But what is it like in the swallow, now that reference to finish and aftertaste has been raise?  Probably hollow...empty...a so-what wine.  Such a bottle picks you pocket if its price is out of proportion to its worth.   Back to Top

Texture
The weight, the substance, the "feel" of the wine in the mouth.  Press the tongue against the palate to experience the weight and tactile quality of the wine.  Too much alcohol and the wine is rough and hot; too much tannin and the wine is astringent, parched and shrunk; too much glycerol and the wine is silky, fleshy, unctuous; too much acidity and the wine is sharp, narrow and mean.  expect among the variety of wines a difference in body texture.  Body/weight, texture/tactile sensations are obtained from the wine after the sight, after the smell, before the swallow, before the finish, before the aftertaste.  It is in the MOUTH, with its sensitive gums, tongue and palate, that a wine's texture is first encountered and best perceived.  Some other words among many that may be used to describe texture are velvety, creamy, smooth, even, heavy, awkward, thin, rough, coarse, clumsy.   Back to Top

Thin
Lacking in substance, the wine is watery and meager on the palate.  A thin wine is poor, small wine; thin-voiced like a reedy soprano.  Not at all pleasant.  It is a wine deficient in glycerine, fruit, tannin, acidity, alcohol, vinous extracts.  And if the color were to go, then what would we have left? A thin wine is not far removed from water. Thinness is experienced in many inexpensive commercial and hurriedly made jug wines.   Back to Top

Tired
A wine that is not holding up well.  The old zip has gone.  Past its prime, the wine lacks vitality and muscle to sustain it.  The fruit has all but vanished. Tannin and/or acid are petering out.  The wine cannot develop or improve.  A tired wine is sometimes attributable to old age, sometimes not: poor storage, sloppy vinification methods, faulty handling along the line of distribution could be the cause, among other factors.  Other descriptions: faded, old, exhausted, dull, flat, played out, uninteresting.  Requiescat - let it sleep in piece.   Back to Top

Tough
An aggressive, feisty wine that reflects the immaturity of its youth and makes a strong impression in the mouth.  Loads of tannin in this redhead that time will reduce in intensity.  Lots of extract, too.  A firm, full-bodied youngster that is powerful and overpowering. A breed of wine possessing the potential of a champion, needing only time to develop and patience by the taster.  Perceived in big Bordeaux, Rhones, wines from the Nebbiolo grape, Brunellos, young Portuguese Daos and Colares; Ridges, Martin Rays, Mayacamas and Phelps from California, to name some tough wines that improve with age.   Back to Top

Unbalanced
The wine's main components are not in harmony: they sing in atonal scale - like Schonberg and Hindemith compositions, which I always felt were written in indigestion; the syncopation of the components is not enjoyable.  An unbalanced wine likewise doesn't please.  The wine may have either too much tannin (reds), too little acidity, too much alcohol, too little fruit, too little extract. Time in the bottle may reduce the proportions that are in excess, and help the wine achieve unity.  Sometimes harmony won't be accomplished: one or more of the components may dry out and the wine will never balance.  When any of the necessary vinous elements are lacking, bottle therapy won't help.  A deficiency of fruit in the wine, especially, bodes ill for the future.  Back to Top

Underripe
Poor wine made from unripe grapes; harsh, acidic with little prospect for improvement.  "Green" were the grapes which probably were harvested at an early stage.  Excessively sharp initially, the wine lacks character and flavor and smells like cooking apples.  May finish tart.  Grapes weren't blessed with good weather, which is the desirable combination of warmth, sunshine and rain.  Missing are the satisfying round flavors and smooth taste impression of a wine made from ripe grapes.  Describes many wines of '72 vintage in California and 1963 - '65-'68 and some '72 Bordeaux.   Back to Top

Unpleasant
Negative impression on the nose and palate - a turnoff.  A faulty wine at time of tasting.  Perhaps poorly made, poorly stored, over-aged, oxidized - whatever.  Don't confuse unpleasantness in the tasting sense with the wine's immaturity which time can cure.  Shakespeare might have written: The fault, dear taster, is not in our wine, but in ourselves, that we are imprudent.  If you drink the greatest wine ever bottled after having eaten pickles, cranberries, garlic, citrus fruits, candied vegetables, chocolate bars or other very pungent or sweet foods; yech! Unpleasant pardner.   Back to Top

Vegetal
Us'n country lads have a quick recognition for wines with vegetal qualities: the smell of freshly mown grass, the fragrance of the hayfield, the pungency of plants, and the varied odors and tastes of vegetables like asparagus or bell peppers, among others. The vegetal qualities which are inherent in Cabernet, Chardonnay, Sauvignon, Riesling and some other wines are positive attributes if present in moderation.  When unusual vegetal elements show up uninvited in wines where they don't belong - well, bretheren and sistren, we got trouble!  Such wines may be considered flawed: e.g., asparagus flavor in Sauternes.  Back to Top

Velvety
A wine that purrs on the palate.  Smooth, soft, mellow texture all over the tongue.  All silk and satin and smooth in the mouth.  No bite, no scratch, no coarseness, no roughness.  A wine your palate loves to touch.  in the finish, after the swallow, the wine glides down the throat gently and smoothly.  A rich Sauternes with its unctuous, syrupy glycerine, a late harvest California Riesling with 9% or better residual sugar or any of the German beerenauslesen are splendid examples of the term "velvety."   Back to Top

Vigorous
A lively, firm-bodied, healthy wine qualifies as a vigorous wine.  Revealing, and reveling in, strong taste and texture, the palate is awakened and alerted that something big is acomin'! Vigor is important to a youthful wine enabling it to show pronounced, desirable youthful flavors which presage future nobility.  Vigor is perceived in a well-developed wine when it exhibits zesty characteristics and sings and dances on the palate when the initial sip is taken.  Try a young 5 year old Barolo or Barbaresco which may be too vigorous at this early age, but you'll at least learn the term for your pains.  Then indulge yourself by tasting their mature 10 year old, or older, brothers and sisters and experience celestial vinous delight.   Back to Top

Vinegary
Sour smell, oddly sweet, sharp and tart taste in your wine? You may have a faulty, vinegary wine in your glass, my friend.  At low levels, the acetic acid (vinegary) adds to the attractiveness of a well-made wine.  At high levels, a vinegary wine is beyond redemption and is not fit to drink.  Vinegar is created by the volatile acids which are not constituents of grape acids (tartaric and malic).  Volatile acids are formed during fermentation.  Their quantity increases proportionately as wine ages - the older the wine, the more possibility of vinegar.  (European reds have much higher volatile acidity content than California reds.)  Vinegar may be all right  in a salad or used as a condiment, or to describer one's frustrated old maiden aunt.  But it ain't got no place in the glass or on the palate.  Wine and vine-e-gar aren't compatible.  Back to Top

Vinous
An all-purpose description: winery, grape aroma, fruit taste.  The term is used when the more precise varietal description cannot be made.  The taster experiences the smell and taste of wine, but further definition of its character eludes the student enophile.  Such a wine may be pleasing, clean, balanced and sound, but it will lack a specific, definable charisma which makes it something special.  It will be devoid of the complexity and ethereal nuances that sometimes make wine tasting "moment split from time."  Most good, generally younger wines merit the vinous description.   Back to Top

Viscosity
oh, the wine is so smo-o-o-th and slippery and full in the mouth from glycerine, alcohol and sugar.  Observe how the syrupy legs slide down provocativvely inside the glass, sending a message that the wine has weight, texture and body; chewy.  Experience it in a luscious Sauternes, T.B.A., or Beerenauslese, or in big, full-bodied reds; California Chardonnay and pedigree white Burgundys: Montrachet appellations, Charlemagnes, Mersaults from Burgundy; Grgich, Freemark Abbey, Burgess, Heitz, Mayacamus from California; Tualatin, Ste. Michelle, Eyrie, Knudsen-Erath, Sokol Blosser from the great Northwest, and there are others.   Back to Top

Volatile
Volatile acidity releases a bouquet which rises to the nose and may be fierce and harsh...or it may be pleasantly aggressive on the nose and palate. Volatile acidity enables assertive aromas to escape from the glass to greet the nose.  The wine's chemical elements combined with a high level of alcohol create volatile acidity.  When volatile acidity is excessive beware of a vinegar possibility.  When moderate, however, it delivers a delightful boquet.  Without it, the wine is flat.  Volatile acidity is like the little girl with the little curl right in the middle of her forehead:  when she's good, she's very, very good; but when she's bad, she is horrid.  You should never forget this term: volatile acidity.   Back to Top

Watery
Low fruit, low alcohol, low acidity, low extract make this wine a dull joy.  Please...the emphasis should be placed on "dull" not "joy". Other descriptions: thin, neutral, dull, poor.  Generally, "watery" is the product of a commercially made bargain-priced wine.  how well I remember the spate of watery Spanish wines that flooded the shops of unsophisticated wine merchants in the early 1970's!  There are still some watery, wishy-washy jug wines that are served in carafes.  Bloodless, spineless.  Not a swashbuckler of heroic dimensions in the world of wine.  Not Errol Flynn (Errol, who?) More like Truman Capote.  Back to Top

Well-Developed
The wine has matured well; makes a strong favorable impression on the palate.  All vinous components have developed equally, have come together at the same time, and are unified on the palate.  Not too much of any one element here, not too much of any one element there.  All of the wine's desirable properties are in solid sync: tannin, acid, alcohol, firm fruit, big body.  well-balanced.  A square-shouldered, slim hipped admirable, masculine wine.  A big-bosomed, big-hipped, desirable, erotic, feminine wine.  Take your pick.    Back to Top

Young, Immature
An under-developed, pre-pubescent wine.  Desirable vinous components are not yet all together.  Professional tasters drink at this early stage only to evaluate the wine's aging potential, like right out of the aging barrel when the taste is awful and the appearance is worse!  The wine will lack balance: it may be overly tannic and acidic; the fruit may be submerged.  With time, a wine of pedigree should round out into a fine figure of a wine.  Often referred to as being dumb, closed-in, uneven, reticent, awkward.  Say it again, Orson:  "I drink no wine before its time.  It will be too young and immature."  Back to Top